suicide?!

Monday, July 30, 2007
7:24 AM

RACIST JOKES!!!!

OK guys pls do not beat me up.Take it as general entertainment.Some of the jokes i heard. And the last joke is generally not recommended unless u wanna condemn someone from any race.here we go.

#1 On board an open air bus... was seated four guys.An american,chinese,indian and malay.

The american was smoking a cigar.within a puff he threw the whole thing away.Chinese guy being curious :"why the heck did u do that?waste of ur money!"
American guy :"c'mon man!! Cigars can be found anywhere,anycorner at affordable prices in America!whats more there is so much..not a waste anyway.."

Malay guy eating satay stick, ate a satay and threw half of the first satay out of the window.Chinese guy :"hey!!! waste of food!!"Malay guy :"ABang...satay anywhere also sell sial...so cheap some more.DIAM LA!!"

chinese guy though for a while...and threw the indian man out of the window!!!

* ps i also modified this joke of throwing a china dude outta the window.As china got too many pple. ok pls dont beat me up.cos i didnt make it up.

#2 dayong sampan.

In teh beginning God created man.He made one man and decided to play with his brain configuration. He made a whole brain and put him in a boat, and onto a river. the man began to sing "row row row the boat..gently down the stream..!!"
God thought :not bad not bad...now lets try half the brain..
MAn :"row....row...row..the...boat..gently down...the stream.."
God thought :good good.try with nothing in his head.
YOU guessed it .the MAN went"DAYONG SAMPAN!!!!DAYONG DAYONG SAMPAN!!!...."

...still seeking for death?!